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Painting, Acrylic on Canvas
Size: 48 W x 24 H x 1.5 D in
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Of all the scientific minds in history They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me? I'm a master, I discovered gravity! I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree You're no match for me, you got a bach degree I got a unit of force named after me! You want a battle guy? That's a crazy notion When I start flowing, I stay in motion First Law. Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a Bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift! I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with You waste time debating creationists, While I create the science you explain to kids Bill nye Yes, it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride What'd you do with the back half of your life? You freaked out, Started counting coins for the bank, And you sure didn't have no wife! Oooh! You wrote a book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body Your work on orbits was exemplary, But your circle of friends was shoddy! Oh! You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! (Why?) I rap sharp like a needle in your eye. Oh! Im so stupid i cannot read a book Stick to drinking that Mercury Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat! Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes! Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction Except for when we both start rapping! I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding And I can calculate the weight and the size and the Shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in! And I will leave you with a page from a Book I wrote at half of your age to rebut The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base E of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?? Why don't you pick on a brain your own size? We got a badass over here, plus I got your back, Nye Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly By the way, the answer to your little calculation is "i" As in I put the swag back in science While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business The universe is infinite, Oh wait bill nye is dumb but this battle is finished 'Sir Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye' from Epic Rap Battles
Painting:Acrylic on Canvas
Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork
Size:48 W x 24 H x 1.5 D in
Frame:Not Framed
Ready to Hang:Not applicable
Packaging:Ships in a Crate
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I’m (I am?) a self-taught artist, originally from the north suburbs of Chicago (also known as John Hughes' America). Born in 1984, I started painting in 2017 and began to take it somewhat seriously in 2019. I currently reside in rural Montana and live a secluded life with my three dogs - Pebbles (a.k.a. Jaws, Brandy, Fang), Bam Bam (a.k.a. Scrat, Dinki-Di, Trash Panda, Dug), and Mystique (a.k.a. Lady), and five cats - Burglekutt (a.k.a. Ghostmouse Makah), Vohnkar! (a.k.a. Storm Shadow, Grogu), Falkor (a.k.a. Moro, The Mummy's Kryptonite, Wendigo, BFC), Nibbler (a.k.a. Cobblepot), and Meegosh (a.k.a. Lenny). Part of the preface to the 'Complete Works of Emily Dickinson helps sum me up as a person and an artist: "The verses of Emily Dickinson belong emphatically to what Emerson long since called ‘the Poetry of the Portfolio,’ something produced absolutely without the thought of publication, and solely by way of expression of the writer's own mind. Such verse must inevitably forfeit whatever advantage lies in the discipline of public criticism and the enforced conformity to accepted ways. On the other hand, it may often gain something through the habit of freedom and unconventional utterance of daring thoughts. In the case of the present author, there was no choice in the matter; she must write thus, or not at all. A recluse by temperament and habit, literally spending years without settling her foot beyond the doorstep, and many more years during which her walks were strictly limited to her father's grounds, she habitually concealed her mind, like her person, from all but a few friends; and it was with great difficulty that she was persuaded to print during her lifetime, three or four poems. Yet she wrote verses in great abundance; and though brought curiosity indifferent to all conventional rules, had yet a rigorous literary standard of her own, and often altered a word many times to suit an ear which had its own tenacious fastidiousness." -Thomas Wentworth Higginson "Not bad... you say this is your first lesson?" "Yes, but my father was an *art collector*, so…"
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